I'm David B. Clear
I'm a cartoonist and writer, known for absurd comics and a ludicrous writing style.Check out some of my poppycock below.
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Wait. Who the #%$! is David B. Clear again?
Huh... I guess I'm not quite as famous as I thought... Well, never mind. I won't fart into your noodle soup. I'll just point you to this delicious button down here.